Two Minutes After Midnight

John is a rather shy guy. He goes to a hot, sweaty club late on a Saturday night and spots a guy he fancies. He takes his courage into his hands and tries to chat him up at the bar, but gets a brutal put-down. Retreating to the toilet to recover, John meets an Angel (it happens all the time). The Angel gives him a magic ring and tells him how to use it to get his revenge on the guy at the bar. Think of someone you fancy, turn the ring around your finger three times, and you’ll be transformed into that person’s ultimate fantasy figure. Sound like fun? It is fun! Until two minutes after midnight.